1. milotlc:

Mom… dad… I’m moving out

    milotlc:

    Mom… dad… I’m moving out

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  2. prekslut:

    internet slang meanings:

    • smh: sorry me horny
    • wtf: want to frick?
    • tbh: touch boner, honey
    • lmao: lets masturbate all over
    • lol: lick on labia
    • omfg: obama may fuck golfers
    • rotfl: rub on tip faster, lady
    • wbu: wild boobies unleashed
    • fyi: fuck yeah incest
    • jw: juicy wang
    • yolo: you only love oral

    (via humancum)

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  3. boobslyn:

oops

    boobslyn:

    oops

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  6. 2014 Bad Joke No. 262

    365badjokes:

    Which pony was the most famous impressionist painter?

    Mo-neigh.

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  7. fallontonight:

Jimmy takes some time to write out his weekly thank you notes!

    fallontonight:

    Jimmy takes some time to write out his weekly thank you notes!

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  8. trainhardbestrong:

    hannahroad:

    hannahroad:

    hannahroad:

    Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”

    my uncle: “that’s great”

    Miley: “it’s a bird”

    my uncle: “no its not”

    -chirping noise-

    image

    They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.

    update:

    she caught another bird.

    image

    update: she caught a squirrel today

    image

    She is gonna rule the world one day with this power

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  11. officialwhitegirls:

    owyn-sama:

    TOMORROW IS DECEMBER 

    I REPEAT TOMORROW IS DECEMBER

    why is this being brought back in september

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  12. bdawg19:

the-heartless-romantic:

“I was trying to take notes but I brought my puppy to class and he got in the way”

DYING

    bdawg19:

    the-heartless-romantic:

    “I was trying to take notes but I brought my puppy to class and he got in the way”

    DYING

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  13. There is nothing worse than walking out of a game and realizing…

    championsofthewest:

    image

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