Mom… dad… I’m moving out
internet slang meanings:
- smh: sorry me horny
- wtf: want to frick?
- tbh: touch boner, honey
- lmao: lets masturbate all over
- lol: lick on labia
- omfg: obama may fuck golfers
- rotfl: rub on tip faster, lady
- wbu: wild boobies unleashed
- fyi: fuck yeah incest
- jw: juicy wang
- yolo: you only love oral
Which pony was the most famous impressionist painter?
Jimmy takes some time to write out his weekly thank you notes!
Miley: “Dad I have something for Tanners bug collection”
my uncle: “that’s great”
Miley: “it’s a bird”
my uncle: “no its not”
They let it go and it flew away just fine, so we’re wondering how she caught it.
she caught another bird.
update: she caught a squirrel today
She is gonna rule the world one day with this power
TOMORROW IS DECEMBER
I REPEAT TOMORROW IS DECEMBER
why is this being brought back in september
“I was trying to take notes but I brought my puppy to class and he got in the way”